A second trailer for Sylvester Stallone’s The Expendables has exploded onto the ‘net via IGN with only a trace of actual footage but boatloads of testosterone. What is probably the final theatrical one-sheet poster showed up today via JoBlo as well.
The trailer and its symbolic black crow and metal skull could have gotten its message across without a sliver of footage. Cheesy action lines from Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Steve Austin and Terry Crews take you right back to the 1980s even if you’re eyes are closed.
The Expendables mission begins this fall. Enjoy the trailer and poster below.