Ashton Kutcher is the new man on Two and a Half Men. Or is he taking over the “half man” role now that Angus T. Jones is an adult?
Though the new season with Kutcher in the lead doesn’t premiere until next Monday, the new opening theme song has been released for consumption. Like the previous theme, the three main actors crowd around a microphone to sing their “manly men” song with Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen.
Where the old them had John Cryer and Sheen on the side and the half-man Jones as a kid in the middle, the new theme shifts Jones to Sheen’s old spot and puts Kutcher in the middle. This was either done to highlight Kutcher as the new guy on the block, or he’s truly the new “half man.”
Watch both the old and new Two and a Half Men theme songs below and take your pick.
Spoiler Alert: Rumor has it that Ashton Kutcher’s character, a lonely Internet millionaire, will buy Charlie Harper’s house after his death and convice Alan and Jake to continue living there.
The ninth season of Two and a Half Men will premiere on Monday, September 19 at 9/8central.
